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POV: You have 7 missed calls, 4 voicemails, and 17 unread text messages (from one pissed off girlfriend in a span of 13 minutes). 🙃
#oc: garrett “scar” hill#I mean in his defense...he is handling business#he just got back to the car#he's hungry and pissed from having to cuss someone out earlier#like girl...he needs a minute#DAMN!
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#honkai star rail#dan feng#jing yuan#fanart#oh no dan feng the liteunant got turned into a car#he just starts meowing back at JY#.they are having a conversation. silence#let them meow
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Prompt:
Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.
So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-
Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.
Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…
#((Jason is the one who hit him with the car))#(((but it truly was an accident)))#((((and now his elaborate revenge plans got derailed because OMG I HIT MY DAD WITH A CAR))))#Brucie gets to blubber and cry about his son in a way Batman isn’t allowed to#meanwhile Jason: omg pls shut up PLS I’m BEGGING you just die already#Bruce: anything for you 🥹#Jason: …. hold on no I didn’t mean that B do NOT fall asleep on me right now#some more fake hallucinations#but nobody thinks it’s a hallucination except Bruce#also: Wayne Son Back From The Dead!? more on page two!#((Jason takes his revenge by trying to boot Tim from the family and realizing he’s not even part of it which—))#((is anybody taking care of that raccoon? well Jason is now))))#prompts#crack au#fanfiction#inspiration#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#tim drake#red hood#Batdad#Brucie wayne
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Shaking Jenson so hard all his buttons rattle inside him: "JUST BECOME LANDO'S MANAGER"
#Another Brit McLaren driver who was stuck with a shit car for a long time then BOOM got a rocket ship#Pls I'm begging you why is this not a thing yet?#Jenson is fond of lando and he's an ACTUAL wdc#JENSON WE CAN BE WORLD CHAMPION (again) I SAID#WEEEE COULD BE CHAMPIONSSS MY FRIENDSSS#I just really feel like lando could use someone else's experiences the same way his teammate is#i think that would be an invaluable resource and asset#he's also still involved in f1 so it's not like he has to come out of deep retirement#but speaking of deep retirement#COME BACK SEB#NO CMON I'LL BE SO FUNNY#NOT ONLY WOULD YOU HAVE DESTROYED MARK AS DIRECT TEAMMATES#YOU'LL GET TO DESTROY HIM VIA PROXY TOO#NO REST FOR THE WICKED CMON BABY I KNOW YOU WANNA#JUST CALL ONTO THE SPIRIT OF YOUR 2013 MULTI 21 SELF AND FUCK UP THAT MAN AGAIN IK YOU CAN#f1#formula 1#lando norris#ln4#mclaren#jenson button#jb22
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just thought about Cadillac saying they want an american driver + an experienced driver and even though I knowwwww it’s probably never going to happen I was suddenly laid out by the thought of a daniel ricciardo x logan sargeant duo…….somebody hold me back cause I might kill to get this
#daniel ricciardo#logan sargeant#or I could write a fic about it#the two frattest of frat boys together on one team#daniel in his fea for real era maybe with dyed hair or smth#logan getting a new lease on life with a better team and a teammate who can teach him to throw caution to the fucking wind#max seething over the fact that daniels back but he’s not anywhere near rb AND he’s got himself a new blonde twink….#daniel leaning into it to make max jealous��..#logan just happy to be here in a decent car with no idea why max suddenly hates his guts#cooking perhaps……
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Driver's Remorse // Part I
(original poem)
#in short: billy thinks he's more like his father than his mother#but he's her son and always will be#hence the plate parallel they share#'your father's coat will always be too big for you'#i wanted to explore the push and pull forces in billy's life#even though his mom's not in the picture anymore#she left a deep impact on him#you don't have to be one or the other#you can just be yourself#but where do you begin?#plus in the last two scenes i used#steve is there#back in s1 when tommy was like: run away stevie boy run away like you always do...#yeah#he just got in his car and sped out of the parking lot#for billy: the wheel the car and the brakes all represent some form of agency#billy hargrove#harringrove + words#harringrove aes.#ship: harringrove#billy x steve#steve x billy#my poetry#my writing#driver's remorse#harringrove#posting while i still have the nerve lol#hoping this makes sense 🧍♂️
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finally started reading sunrise on the reaping and here are my thoughts so far :))
oh my GOD oh my god what the HELL oh my FUCKING GOD my GOD holy SHIT what the HELL i was not PREPARED i am in devastation i will never be ok again don’t talk to me i am in pain
#thanks for reading :))#no but genuinely and sotr spoilers ahead be warned#i was out running errands with my mom and reading in the car because i got so invested (how could i not)#and then the tribute parade. my god. i was not fucking ready dude#i was so not expecting that my god#‘and the tribute who’s escaped the arena is louella’ WHAT??!!?!??!?1?1!??!?? WHAT?!?!?!!!???!#hmmngbfbvggv(.? finn):!bbnhhanndbfbn. n!)!!#what am i supposed to do now#WHAG AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW#I KNOW ITS ONLY GOING TO GET MORE DEVASTATING FROM HERE AND IM ALREADY READY TO END IT ALL LIKE#what do you MEAN it’s only going to get worse#unfortunately i got too eager and started reading sotr posts before i actually started reading it#so i had the bit where he drops louella’s body on the steps and applauds snow spoiled (my fault entirely)#but i honestly forgot that was going to happen until i was reading it and then he picked her up and i realized thats what he was about to do#my god what a devastating moment but also yes!!!! fuck you snow!!! and god how i love haymitch for crediting him#for this poor child’s death. the parallels to rue and katniss with haymitch and louella. my god im in shambles#to anyone not reading this book: be warned!!!! it just might destroy you!!!!!!#‘it’s the things we love the most that destroy us’ yeah like these goddamn books. couldn’t have said it better myself#also i am 100% falling back into my hg hyperfixation. it was bad the first time and it will be worse now#laur says stuff#thg#the hunger games#sotr#sunrise on the reaping#sotr spoilers#haymitch abernathy#louella mccoy#thg series#thg sotr
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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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been trying to get the cars groove back have a sketch dump
#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#sally carrera#cars 2006#cars fandom#my art#i also got a new brush recently ive been so excited about#finally ive found a comfortable way to return to variated line weight#look at this thang... obsessed with his stupid bangs#they change sides every time he turns his head.on purpopse.#and yes im planning to branch back out into more characters i just gotta get my mcqueen wiggles down first#<-Sisyphus said as the boulder rolled back down the hill#so far tho not in a frantic way im obsessed in a much calmer way#a lot of what can be said about the text has already Been said#so im gonna invent my own cars 4 (again) bc no way do i ever want pixar to in the sad state its in (disney too)#stay away..im planting my flag... mcqueen is my babygirl now...#our (fandom) babygoirl
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i took a break from suits because the only reason i was there in the first place was for how absolutely batshit insane harvey specter is when it comes to mike ross and once mike went to prison i kinda went okay i think the shows run its course for me byeeee
anyway i just started s6 and i'm happy to see harvey specter is still batshit insane for mike ross
#threatening gallo like that because he got under his skin about mike omggggg#harvey please be normal about mike ross for like 2 seconds#(i'm kidding never ever be normal about that annoying little twink)#i didn't really plan on picking it back up tbh#but i saw some marvey shit that takes place in s6#and threw my hands up like I GUESS and opened netflix#i'm probably gonna stop watching after this season because i heard it just gets worse lmao#my theory that shows get Bad after their 5th season has yet to be disproven#i'm still in that ao3 tag like no ones business though don't get it twisted#still want them to fuck nasty in the back of ray's car LOL#can i tag this as#marvey#suits usa#harvey specter#mike ross
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i have returned from the war !!
I also did some more concepts of Asa's demon form while i've been away! Thank you @spoopieere for the inspo you were COOKING, these aren't concrete yet, i think i wanna tinker around with different designs for a while longer >:3
#i've literally been in the trenches these past few weeks LMAO#but now dobby is free#time to draw more gay men#first one is of arkin having a fever and asa taking care of him#i love tender moments so much#car crash one was from a dream i had LOL#i love love love the idea of asa pretending he doesn't care as much as he does but going out of his way to keep arkin out of harm#'blah blah demon's aren't supposed to care about humans' stfu just kiss#like i think asa loves flirting and toying with arkin but the minute he realizes that he actually DOES care his brain goes blue screen#ALSO I JUST GOT BACK FROM WATCHING THE SINNERS MOVIE IN THEATRES#CHAT IT WAS SO SO GOOD#I LOVED IT#something something southern gothic horror#anyways off i go again#TO THE BATCAVE#the collector#arkin o'brien#asa emory#collectkin#my art
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A Tale of a Thousand Stars answers the age-old question: What if Hallmark movies were good?
#and recognized the geopolitics of rural aid work lol#atots#1000 stars#earthmix#it has every cliche but invests in it until its fresh and meaningful again#did the city girl go to the countryside?#yes#(and then she came back and got hit by a car and her heart got transplanted into a spoiled bratty bottom)#did the protagonist find a more meaningful way to live?#also yes#(but it took effort and support and numerous trials and failures and disruptions to the whole village's livelihood#because of his ignorance and the corrupt economic systems at work)#did the protagonist find true love?#also also yes#(but it was gay and it was as much about self-forgiveness as love for that man and others#plus he had to accept his other responsibilities outside of the village and leave rather than simply running away from the world)#i'm just saying#also no one in hallmark movies is giving the kind of performances that earthmix deliver here#a tale of a thousand stars
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Thinking about how if Shermy Pines. And like, if he is the baby, he’d be born in the 1970s and be 40 by 2012 and he’s already a grandad. He had to be a teen dad in the 80s (after a severe economic recession) and then his kid ended up being a teen parent by 1999 (Which is 8 years before ANOTHER SEVERE ECONOMIC RECESSION LOL)
Also he was born into a pretty broken family, probably rarely if ever saw his brothers. Do you think he ever saw Stanley before he had to start pretending to be Ford? Do you think Ford visited from college??? Because he didn’t seem confident facing his father until he made millions, so like???
And, like, do you think Filbrick and Caryn changed as parents by the time they raised Shermy? Because it seems like a trend that as parents get older they mellow out a bit, so Shermy probably has a completely different experience with their parents then Stan and Ford, and talking to them is just “is this seriously the same parents???” (Imagine the silent resentment that’d cause 😭😭😭)
Personally I headcannon that Shermy had a daughter (Mabel and Dipper’s mom) and not a son like it says on the wiki because c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. Idk why this is important to me but… c’mon. Can he just have a daughter. It just feels right to me.
#gravity falls#Shermy pines#sherman pines#him being the same age as my parents feels weird#also him and his kid would’ve had kids at like age 14#he’d be like 28 by the time Mabel and Dipper are born#CAN YOU IMAGINE#not even 30 yet#no wonder Mabel and Dipper’s parents are fighting#they got together in like freshman year#that’s if their actual parents are still together#is Shermy even alive tho? bc why didn’t Mabel and Dipper’s parents send them to their actual grandparents#maybe Shermy was an awful parent or something#or maybe he was busy with something else and Stanley was eager to take them#I imagine the call to ‘Stanford’ would’ve been like#‘hey I know you’re probably busy doing scientific research and all but#would you possibly be able to take Mabel and Dipper for the summer?’#and his reaction was just ‘YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY YES. WHEN CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER? CAN YOU SEND THEM OVER NOW???’#Or maybe they just remembered how happy Stan was when he saw Mabel and Dipper for the first time#supposedly he refused to give them back lol#so they’re like ‘hey he’s a lonely old guy. maybe he’d like to spend the summer with the kids’#bc they’re probably aware it’s a lot to ask for someone to take some kids for a WHOLE summer#also maybe Shermy just doesn’t live in a place suitable for kids#like ‘Stanford’ has a whole cabin in the woods#Shermy ‘I had to raise kids in an economic crisis’ Pines might live in an apartment or something#that or he’s dead.#how fucked up would it be if he ACTUALLY died in a car crash#and Stanley winces as his faked death didn’t age well
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Actually almost threw up cause this fucker tried to escape
#snap chats#real and honest I Abandoned My Boy moment SKZIFEKDJ I NEED A LESS-FLIMSY CARABINER. and not just one i found off the subway floor..#im getting ready to leave for home and when i got to my car i realized he fell off#i had never ran so fast i didnt even know that was possible in platform boots BUT HES BACK#lil asshole dont realize hes stuck with me forever#its the way i death gripped him to my fhest afterwards like FOOLISH MAN. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN#ok im gonna go drive home now bye#when i get home i shohld finallt finish that comic and then ill asleep fjApejsj
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THEY WERE TALKING AND OSCAR WAS SMILING CUTELY AGAIN I CAN'T
#carcar#5581#i feel like i'm going crazy#they look so good today btw#race weekend#he was blushing so prettily PLEASE#at this point it was over 12 minutes since he got out of the car... his flushing already went down during his interview and the photo op...#icb he just had one conversation with carlos and he went back to being a 🍅
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My dear Captain Hastings,
Here you see me in front of London’s most magnificent Tower Bridge. Does Argentina have such magnificent bridges? Perhaps those who live in the Argentine must travel to London to see such greatness. Of course, those of us who live in London have the pleasure of seeing it tout le temps. Ah, to be so lucky.
Yours truly,
Hercule Poirot
#poirot#hastings#crochet#my stuff#original post#see the thing is Poirot doesn't care one way or the other about the Tower Bridge#he just misses Hastings#and thinks that maybe Hastings has an appreciation for good architecture and impressive engineering#he's probably right about the engineering#Hastings would enjoy a field trip to the Tower Bridge engine rooms#and he would also appreciate the glass floors along the upper level I think#mostly though he would enjoy watching all the different cars cross the bridge and telling Poirot about their different stats#and if he got to see a bridge lift he wouldn't shut up about it for weeks#especially if the ship passing through was a particularly cool one#Teddy writes#ish#this is absolutely NOT my best work but the POINT is that Poirot misses Hastings and wants him to move back home#Poirot travels#London Trip 2025
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